Thursday, 12 June 2008

McCain presents chips for dummies

Here at McCain, we're as concerned as you about all the chemicals, added salt, E-numbers, GM crops and tormented spirits of the damned in your food these days. That's why we'd like to clarify that our chips come from potatoes. We just hose the shit off, peel them, chop them, coat them in a thick layer of fat and we're done. Hell, we keep it all in the same mucky old bucket. Call us old-fashioned!

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  1. I'm pretty sure there were some tormented spirits of the damned in that spicy curry I had the other day.

  2. wow, mccain chips come from potatoes?

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