Monday, 21 July 2008

Birmingham thanks you for committing less crime

Hey, no problem. I just cut back on the armed robbery and let a couple of drug mules go. It was more the credit crunch than a sense of social responsibility, but it's always nice to get some recognition.
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  1. Did you get rid of your knife also?
    Because If I watch the news, I think everyone over there is carrying one around

  2. i carry a full set whenever i go out.
    obviously i'm at home indoors on my computer now, so i've just got the bowie strapped to my calf.

  3. ^ you also have a projectile weapon